Dont get mad at parking lot idiots, get even! Revenge is yours with our 50 pack of bad parking cards with 10 insulting NSFW sayings for maximum savagery.
Put the keys down and pick up one of our offensive parking cards that wont end with a visit from the police. Enjoy sweet revenge while your target is forced to realize they parked like moron. Theres a priceless insult for everyone with our assorted set of sayings.
No pen, no problem!We already wrote the perfect insults for you. Simply leave our humorous card on their car and let it do the talking. No more wasting time digging around for a pencil and paper to scribble an angry letter. Let that motorcycle manic feel your rage when you pick out a unique insult just for him.
Are these cards safe for work?Only if no one sees you plant them on your crappy coworkers car. This is the best prank pack recommended for adults 18+. Looking for something a little less mean? We also offer a clean family friendly, office safe, version.
Can I have a sneak peek of the phrases?I didnt realize a*holes as big as you could fit into cars as small as this. Learn to park, d****e."
"This is a great parking job! - Satan"
You SUCK at parking.
This is the worst parking job Ive seen all year! Go back to Drivers Ed you filthy amateur!"
"Fantastic parking, d*wad. You really put your heart and soul into sucking this bad."
What’s in the box?You will receive one box of 50 (fifty) 2x3.5in cardstock bad parking notes - 5 each of 10 different phrases.
Lifetime 100% money-back satisfaction guarantee!If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!