Become the president of your porcelain palace. This is the best toilet paper roll, I think, in history. It’s a funny roll of toilet paper, hilarious. Nobody makes a funnier roll. And, it’s strong. Strong, yet soft...not weak like other rolls. That I can tell you. They are terrific, terrific. I have so many of these rolls, I have them all over the place. I give them to people, they love it.