[Asparagus. Why Does It Do That?]

[I Eat the Shit Out of Plants]

[I Saute. I m Fancy.]

[Y all Would Be a Mess]

[Blue]

[I m Unflappable]

[Tidy Motherfucker]

[Name One Thing Better Than Coffee]

[I Believe in Spirits]

[Made from Scratch]

[Just Gonna Set That Dirty Dish in the Sink?]

[Sometimes Blessings Look a Lot Like Bullshit]

[Food Has Weed in It]

[I m a Good Parent]

[Hangry]

Blue Q Funny Woven Jacquard Dish Towel ~ Hangry.

Funny AND Top Quality: 100% Cotton, Soft, Super-Absorbent. This hard-working towel is perfect for drying glassware, fine china or pots and pans.
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Generously sized 28" x 21".

Easy Care: Machine wash with like colors. No bleach. Tumble dry low or line dry.

Give Back: 1% of the sale of this towel benefits hunger relief programs throught the world, including programs at Doctors Without Borders. Since 2014 Blue Q has donated more than $1,000,000 to aid the efforts of these Nobel Peace Prize-winning first responders to emergencies, epidemics and natural disasters wherever they happen.