Dont get mad at parking lot idiots, get even! Revenge is yours with our 50 pack of bad parking cards with 10 insulting NSFW sayings for maximum savagery. Put the keys down and pick up one of our offensive parking cards that wont end with a visit from the police. Enjoy sweet revenge while your target is forced to realize they parked like moron. Theres a less insult for everyone with our assorted set of sayings.No pen, no problem!We already wrote the perfect insults for you. Simply leave our humorous card on their car and let it do the talking. No more wasting time digging around for a pencil and paper to scribble an angry letter. Let that motorcycle manic feel your rage when you pick out a unique insult just for him.Are these cards safe for work?Only if no one sees you plant them on your crappy coworkers car. This is the best prank pack recommended for adults 18+. Looking for something a little less mean? We also offer a clean family friendly, office safe, version. Can I have a sneak peek of the phrases?Some smash hits include: The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad pulled out.
With a truck that big, your dick must be tiny. Not used to putting big things in small spaces, eh? Learn to park, baby-c**k.
Some tools are useful and handy, other Tools dont understand how to f***ing park.
If your parking job reflects your overall life conditions, then you must be used to the phrase \ Dumpster Fire\ .Whats in the box?You will receive one box of 50 (fifty) 2x3.5in cardstock bad parking notes - 5 each of 10 different phrases.
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