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●THEY SAY YOU SHOULD NEVER TRUST A FART... but hey, shi- I mean stuff happens, right? Next time theres an accident on mudslide mountain, be prepared! Our state-of-the-art, travel-size emergency shart bum wipes have your back..side.
●REAL WIPES FOR WHEN SILENT BUT DEADLY GOES WRONG. No butts about it, these mini wipes are the real deal. Theres a reason why our fully-functional product is number 1 when it comes to number 2 - its the perfect solution for your on-the-run runs!
●GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of Witty Yetis gag gifts and novelty products. If at any point youre not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
●THIS GAG GIFT GIVES NEW MEANING TO POTTY HUMOR. Your best pals are way too mature for fart jokes or toilet pranks, so we developed this high-class shart pack. Give em a present thatll have them laughing so hard they may need a quick bathroom break...
●PREPARE TO BE WIPED FROM ALL THE LAUGHTER. Urine for a treat because this product may be a little corny, but it definitely doesnt stink. Your husband or boyfriend will be flushed when they open this funny heiny set.
[10 Count (Pack of 1)]
[10 Count (Pack of 2)]
Description
Shart happens, but now you dont have to be the party pooper with our shart wipes!
Never let Taco Tuesday strike fear into your heart again because now your guts can go nuts over those delicious bean-filled burritos because youll be fully equipped to handle any slippery accidents without anyone else being the wiser!
Not just an April Fools prank!
Thats right! You can bust this inappropriate restroom poop pranking pack out for birthdays, Fathers Day, or leave it out as a fun surprise for your guests when they sneak off into your bathroom to make an offering to the porcelain throne. Whether its for dad, coworkers, or other men in your life, theyll get a kick out of this silly pooter pack.
Can I actually use these wipes?
You sure can! Travel or pocket-size pack for when youre farting on-the-go, or when a sneeze turns into "Oh my God, Chad. Whats that running down your leg?!" these unscented wet wipes are here for you. So feel confident in your clean-up the next time you accidentally let a slippery one slide... or for our frequent messy farters, check out Witty Yetis Shart Survival Kit that includes a pair of emergency underwear for farts gone wrong!
Make Secret Santa unforgettable.
This inappropriate White Elephant gift might get you onto Santas naughty list this holiday season, unless the big man himself uses this as the funniest stocking stuffer this Christmas. No one will ever forget this dirty (and maybe a little gross) yankee swap xmas present from the office prankster.
What’s in the box?
You will receive 2 packs of "Clean Booty Shart Wipes" with 20 non-alcoholic wet wipes. Wipes NOT FLUSHABLE.
Satisfaction Assured for Life!
If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!