Will this fit on and stay on a couch, car, or crate?
It would depend on the size you get and the size of the place where you need to put it on. Of course, the smaller size would definitely fit better.
Is this bed hard or soft?
It is in between. Your pet wont feel hard or soft thanks to orthopedic egg crate high-density foam.
How to set up this dog bed?
Set up is easy. The bed arrives in a compressed air bag and please carefully cut the bag and release the bed. Unzip the cover at the bottom and slip inside the base; then unzip the side to assemble the bolster. Finished!
How to wash this dog bed?
Please remove the side and bottom foam first. DO NOT MACHINE WASH OR DRY THE FOAM. Machine wash the cover with pet-safe detergent. Get as much pet hair off the bed before washing. Spray a stain remover if there are urine or poop stains.